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Funniest line: Good little girls and boys want dolls and electric trains / But I just want zombies eating my brains.
Rudolph may get all the glory, but Lou Monte wants the world to know it’s ugly-ducking cousin Dominick who does the real heavy lifting.
Comedy music has earned a reputation as a series of fart jokes aimed at easily amused middle-schoolers. While this is sometimes not far off, during the season of shopping, relatives and fruitcake people of all ages could use a laugh. Tackling topics like assault on the elderly and nuclear holocaust, these ten novelty numbers serve as a timely reminder that the holidays needn’t be all boughs of holly and goodwill towards men.
Ray Stevens - Santa Claus Is Watching You
Stephen Colbert - Another Christmas Song
This Canadian trio ponder what happens to the kids on Santa’s naughty list. A stocking of coal is so 19th century.
Funniest line: When Santa visits his paisons, with Dominick he'll be / Because the reindeer cannot climb the hills of Italy.
Funniest line: Where's Rudolph? He's on a stakeout at your house.
Funniest line: Public to whom I’m so proud to have pandered / Please save my family and make this a standard.
Vampires may be all the rage this year, but Daddy Bone wants the undead on his wish list!
Funniest line: Reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias 'cause Santa hasn't fed them in a month.
Funniest line: We can dodge debris while we trim the tree underneath the mushroom cloud.
Elmo & Patsy Shropshire - Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Melding the lyrics to Trent Reznor’s dark and angry Nine Inch Nails songs with cheesy holiday melodies shows a perverse sort of genius. After one listen to this you’ll never hear “Little Drummer Boy” the same way again.
Santa as a agent hired to spy on a straying lover? Sounds like a bad Tim Allen movie.
Arrogant Worms - Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
“Weird Al” Yankovic - Christmas at Ground Zero
On his 2008 The Greatest Gift of All Comedy Central special, the Colbert Show host opened the show by mulling over the profit potential of Christmas music.
The master of parody actually has two holiday originals, but morbid cheer gives “Christmas at Ground Zero” the edge over the more predictable “The Night Santa Went Crazy.”
Lore Sjober - Nine Inch Noels
Everyone knows to watch out for drunk drivers during the holidays [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], but this song illustrates the underreported threat posed by drunk pedestrians.
Comedy sensation Tom Lehrer didn’t just portray a Harvard professor in his songs, he actually was one, teaching courses on math and musical theater before retiring in 2001.
Daddy Bone – Zombies Eating My Brain
Funniest line: Head like a hole, black as your soul, I’d rather die than give you control/ You’re going to get what you deserve / Ho [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], ho [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], ho!
Funniest line: They should never give a license to man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Tom Lehrer - A Christmas Carol
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Lou Monte - Dominick the Donkey
Funniest line: Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens / Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens / Even though the prospect sickens / Brother, here we go again.
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