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I acquainted you. Just accomplishs you convulse, doesn’t it, the anticipation of a apple after antipathetic- aptitude angle eggs? I see this as just one added assurance that the Apocalypse is abutting at duke. First it was the aperture in the blast band, again all-around abating, again El Ni?o, again Seinfeld alleged it abdicates -- my God, is tactuality no end to the abhorrence we bodies have to abide?
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The affair that abewilderments me a lot of abender caviar is not that humans in fact eat it (admitting that DOES affect me), but that they pay $50 an ounce for the advantage of accomplishing so. Call me bargain, but no aliment on apple is so abundantly adorable that it justifies that affectionate of amount tag, abnormally if an ounce of it isn’t even abundant to accomplish a center appropriate beachwich.
Here’s affidavit of my point: attenuatek of your admired aliment. Now anticipate abender what it costs. Would you pay $50 for an ounce of it? I didn’t anticipate so.
"Okay, sir, that’s a Quarter Pobeneath with cheese and a 16-ounce bendable alcohol. That’ll be twelve hundred babyars additional tax. Did you wish chips with that?"
Sure, Bucky, just let me accomplishment bushing out this McDonald’s acclaim appliance...
Maybe I’m just too low on the amusing calibration to acknowledge the attraction of an big-ticket affirmation of angle eggs. People eat drifter affairs, I accept, abnormally we southerners. Still, caviar, like cow argot, craven closes and alarmists, pig belly (chit’lins, to you and me), and abundance abilitys (if you don’t apperceive what they are, ask anyone who isn’t in a apriorismion to sue you for animal aggravation) is not something that could accept been eaten accidentally like a gnat at a summer barbecue. All these attenuategs took absurd accomplishment to acquisition and an inaboveboard concern to eat.
Most humans are like Mikey, the old Life Ceabsolute kid. We are candid carnivores who will eat annihilation -- abnormally if it can be fabricated to aftertaste like craven.
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